By reading the sacred texts it has become clear Nuffle is displeased. Nobody is quite sure with what, but one thing is clear; a roster shakedown was required. Exit the walking wounded and the critically injured. In... THOOOOOOOOOOOOG!
Nuffle has already blessed the mightier Ogre, showing his pleasure with the resonating sound of crunching bones and failed regeneration rolls.
Praise Nuffle whose gifts of luck and misfortune are to be embraced!
- Neil
Apr. 29th, 2017
Ike retires? Enter little Ricky!
Isaac McNuffle has retired. After receiving a few too many shots to the groin, he has taken up his true calling; leading the Hornet cheerleader squad!
In his place, "Little" Ricky McNuffle has joined the family. Only 14 years old, the bookies are giving good odds that the kid won't last five games, but fans are excited to see how he dies!
Praise Nuffle!
- Neil
Apr. 2nd, 2017
Chaos Cup Champions!
And Nuffle, Great God of Dice, did look down upon the ragtag human team pledging their loyalty to him and accepting both his good grace and evil will. And he smiled fortune upon them.
All praise Nuffle, Great God of Dice!
And all hail Nuffle's Hornets, the 2017 Chaos Cup Champions!
