Chop up your nurgle in one inch steaks Season well cause the meat is foul Cut potatoes in pieces and boil till tender Mash potatoes with cream cheese and milk Finish by adding steaks to the barby.
- Pascal S
Oct. 11th, 2018
Recipe for challenge 4
Hair soup
We had trouble finding food this time but our fearless leader Tso found some rakes so we could pick up the hair left on the field by all those beastmen.
We got a big bag of hair and lawn clippings Add water and simmer on low for a while
Tastes like wet dog but we need the energy for our next match.
- Pascal S
Oct. 1st, 2018
Recipe for round 3 match
Paddy cakes
All you need is poop and your choice of cookie cutter.
Nothing says defeat like eating shit.
- Pascal S
Sep. 15th, 2018
Recipe for Round 2 match
Kicking chicken with elfo candy glaze
Find a chicken that runs like an elf Take it’s head off like i tried to do to those guys
Stuff the chicken with habanero peppers Plantain, onions, garlic, carrots, celery
Cover it with tin foil Put it in the oven at 350 till almost cooked Then remove foil to get skin crispy
Get elfo candy and put it in pan with oil Add blood, pepper, use the habaneros from the chicken chop some up and add to pan When it thickens up drizzle it over sliced chicken.
- Pascal S
Sep. 14th, 2018
Recipe for Challenge 3
Bloody Mary
We use the real blood here Add some worcestershire sauce Tabasco sauce Pickel or lemon juice
And a good 2 fingers of vodka
P.S. i like to make the peace sign with my 2 fingers.
- Pascal S
Sep. 7th, 2018
Recipe of Round 1 match
Blood Pudding
Collect the blood of all your injured enemies 1 cup of cooked rice to soak up the blood 1 finely chopped onion 1/2 cup of rolled oats A bit of 5 spice and pepper
Add everything to a pan Put it in the oven at 175 Until it is cooked through Voila! It is ready P.S. Mummy blood is very hard to extract. You might want to soak it down like powdered milk.
- Pascal S
Sep. 4th, 2018
Recipe for challenge 2
Dwarf stew
Chop up the Dwarf in one inch cubes Sear meat in pan with coconut oil 3 cloves of garlic sliced 1 onion minced 2 carrots diced 3 large potatoes diced 2 celery sticks diced 2 cups of water Beef bouillon Pepper and salt to taste 1 tea spoon Basil 1 tea spoon Mustard seed
Add everything to a pot and bring to a boil on hi Then lower temperature to a simmer until all is cooked. You can serve with a table spoon of sour cream.
- Pascal S
Sep. 2nd, 2018
Recipe of the match Challenge 1
Vegetable broth.
Pick all the grass out of your teeth Collect the all the tears of failure 2 cup of water 1 carrot 1 celery stick Chives
Heat on hi till simmering, Put on low heat for another 10 mins. Stiring occasionally.
