If B. Bobby Blair is the bandleader, Beauregard Rockgrip is the maestro who writes the music. He has surprised everyone by climbing up near the top of the passing charts, and is unafraid to lob long bombs down field for quick touchdowns. A cocky dwarf, he loves to dart just out of reach of his opponents, then with a quick flick of his wrist, put the ball so far out of reach that there is no hope of an interception.
He is the best thrower in the league! Or so he says...