We come from space to determine earths defensive capabilities. Little leg ground assault shall be our weakness. We have found that only the strongest can survive on the Blood Bowl pitch. It will be no small feat but we shall claim it for our lord and savior the Claw.
Resistance is futile. Wee shall unite!
Bulletin board from the coach
Apr. 12th, 2019 - old news
Mithril 2019 - Recap
Darn Earthlings, you are alot more resilient than we had first anticipated. Your body is weak but you populate like cockroaches. The all mighty claw will be very displeased with your refusal to die. Our reports will confirm that you are very unaccomadating to your utter extinction. We do like the Sheldon character from your earth program Big Bang Theory. It is very comedic how you think that you might have any idea how the universe was created. All hail the claw creator of all that is in the cube of existence.
- Pascal S
Jan. 28th, 2019 - old news
Mithril 2019 mid-season roundup
We were not ready for your dirty earthling tactics. Now, with our superior intelects, we have devised a human proof plan that will leave you sniveling earthlings begging for mercy. All hail the Claw! Earth shall be ours soon and our interstelar couples therapy retreat will be ready for the commander. Not that he needs it but it’s nice sometimes to take a step back and evaluate what you have. Puny humans!
